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Tuesday, 15 July 2008

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Believe this and have I got a bridge to sell you!

Billion dollar Major League Baseball franchise, The New York Yankees, in their last season in the House That Ruth Built has dramatically reached out to the impoverished South Bronx neighborhood it has called home for more than 3/4ths of a century.

The Yankee Corporation will be sponsoring low income housing developments, providing acres upon acres of parks for neighborhood kids and their families and will feature local little leaguers in a pre-game contest on the storied field where some of the greatest baseball players in history played out their legendary careers.

And if you believe this, imagine the Steingrabber brothers dressed as Santa Claus giving children thousands of dollars of expensive gifts. Attend the Brooklyn Bridge auction and watch pigs fly out of the ass of the Statue of Liberty!

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