America's favorite redneck couple, Freddie and Fannie, on the Country Channel hit sitcom, Sittin' Pretty on Cinder Blocks made national news this week with their timely episode about the nation wide threat of bankruptcy and dispossession facing US working class folks.
In the clever teleplay, Freddie has just found out that the Tool Wrapper Condom factory has lost its rubber contract with Indonesia despite Barack Obama's campaign promise to pull some strings.
The desperate couple seeks refinancing for their Half Wide Castle on Wheels only to find that a better interest rate is only available to the wealthier trailer trash with concrete foundations. The down on their luck couple attends a McCain town hall meeting and tell their plight to the Repub candie. Johnny McC consults his Econodoc Phil Gramm and the pitiful pair are referred to counseling for OWS, Over Whining Syndrome.
Rejecting the lame suggestion, Fannie returns to her titty dancing gig and Freddie goes back to working the sign on the median ("I'll Work for Mortgage $$$"). Between them America's favorite country couple survive to fight another day.