New Yawk NY-- The Phizzer Company's new pill--Exxxtend--has been giving remarkable results in early tests. The pill is designed to lengthen the penis. Some men have seen their members grow by as much as ten yards after only a few days on the pill!
"It's an old Chinese medicine we're using." said lead developer Hung Dong Wang. "The secret formula is enhanced by nanotechnology to achieve these results.
All Guinness Book of World Records have been smashed by the Exxxtend pill and it is endorsed by all the top gay porno stars.
Butch Machoa is a gay porno star and was ecstatic with the pill. "It is beyond even the most jaded queen's fantasy. My member is 348 inches long. I can screw a dozen guys at the same time. It looks like they are on a shish kabob." said the star.
Straight men also love the little purple pill too. Charlie Cockburn is a recently married man whose sex life was dragging until he took Exxxtend. "I don't even have to be in the same room with my wife when we have sex now. I can be downstairs watching internet porn and the wife is upstairs having intercourse. It works out great for both of us."
Hung Dong Wang says there are a few side-effects with the pill. "Your dick falls off after a week, then you die. We didn't tell anyone yet because we're making so much money."