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Topics: China, Communism

Wednesday, 18 June 2008

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China reverses direction back to totalitarian communism, thanks to Bush!

Bush misadministration failures have pushed China's steps toward free market capitalism and democracy back in the direction of socialism and dictatorship.

China's leaders pointed toward fixed elections, the collapse of the US economy, the comparative failure of the US of A to rescue NOLA from the Hurricane versus Chinese prompt reaction to the Sichuan earthquake, US Hard-On diplomacy in Iraq as opposed to China's soft glove throughout Asia and Africa.

Chinese economists recommend to the US that they start using slave labor, stop worrying about poison in manufactured products and quit trying to have the dollar beat the Yuan to the bottom of the currency pile.

Bush responded by saying that if China had to deal with a democracy they wouldn't think slavery, toxicity and money manipulation was so easy.

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