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Monday, 16 June 2008

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Spoof writer carina-eta today announced pre-tax losses of nearly 2000 points, as she fell out of the Top 20 ratings for the first time in several months. Investors have been notified, and are planning a rescue bid.

eta, real name Samantha Buttocks, has been a Spoof writer since early 2007, and is a popular figure, not least because she is a member of the fairer sex. Her forum avatar, it has been said, can make a weak man orgasm at twenty paces.

A scribbler of some 227 stories, her popularity has withered lately after it was discovered by one writer that she was 'Pretend dating' another rival on the site, and a war of words commenced which has left the unfortunate carina high and dry.

This morning though, shareholders met to thrash out a recovery plan that should keep the company fluid, if not moist, until the market again becomes more buoyant.

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