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Friday, 6 June 2008

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Ugly when cornered...

Off-the-Wall St, NYC - (Pathetic Mess): Market watchers beware. Some megabux US energy speculators have come out in a rash with the news today that Hillary Rodham Clinton wants her money back, all eleven and a half million dollars in mortgages, credit card spending, personal loans, overdrafts and bigoil shares collateral.

According to reliable Off-the-Wall Street sources, this weekend's pow-wow with Barack Obama will see Hillary go straight for the jugular as the interest on the interest piles on the agony for Vincenzo Fosterini's former nemesis.

"How long before a mystery drive-by shooting puts Barack into the same glory-box as Bobby Kennedy?" seems to be the general consensus in DC among Du Pont Circle power brokers who can sniff something terrible from a downwind direction.

As for the man who stands between Hill and the Democratic party coffers, well he can only promise an IOU, underpinned by his good name and reputation, guaranteed to come good just as soon as he's President.

John McCain is one ugly beast.

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