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Topics: Fashion

Monday, 2 June 2008

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Nobody knows how to make clothes anymore

With the recent deaths of Yves Saint Laurent, Gianni Versace and George Asda the fashion industry has decided to cease trading as from tomorrow.

Without the main fashion gurus around to decide the best place to put pockets on jeans or what colour to make shirts it is expected that clothes in general will be a thing of the past.

The news was welcomed by naturist groups and convicted sex offenders. 'We are delighted by this news. It will be good to see everyone wandering around naked with all their bits just hanging out' said Marjorie Stockwell,74, a naturist from Slough.

A spokesperson from Primark said 'This is going to leave a lot of chinese kids out of work. It's terrible news.'

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