A fragment of the supposed true cross of Christ purchased by Toothpick magnate, Woody Gutree, is being sold on the Christian Ebay, Ebayjesus.
The true cross has been turned into "high quality dental cleansers" according to the Ebayjesus ad. "Turn your mouth into a Holy of Holies after each meal", the ad continues.
Bids on the Holy Rood toothpicks have been heavenly according to Gutree Toothpicks CEO Digger Phelps: "I worked for the University of Notre Dame and now I feel like I've been promoted to the Lord's league!"
Ebayjesus spokesperson, Celine Relicuary believes with all her heart and soul that the religious hockshop website is headed for economic canonization: "If you think gas is the new spirit in the sky, wait till you see our third quarter prophets!"