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Thursday, 15 May 2008

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New York - Pharmaceutical giant Fauxzer INC is set launch an over the counter penis reduction pill under the name brand "Imahung" the company announced today. "Imahung" will launch the company's entrance into the male de-enhamcement market.

With an estimated 50 million male Americans affected by oversized genitalia, the company will offer retailers a proven tested product backed by the reputation of one of the worlds most respected drug companies.

An integrated advertising and promotional program will support the introduction of "Imahung", expected to be on retailers' shelves by June 1, with network-television commercials, consumer couponing, and print ads. Promotional details will soon be announced to the trade.

The company reported "Imahung" will be marketed in 2 week (24 pill) 4 week (48 pill) and economy 3 month (90 pill) packages. The pills will be packaged in 2 foot by 2 foot bright day glow yellow boxes emblazoned on all 6 sides in 8 inch bold red letters reading "IMAHUNG PENIS REDUCTION PILLS by Fauxzer". The package is designed to be too large to fit inside any normal pharmacy carry out bags.

Fauxzer Inc is a research-based, diversified health care company with global operations. In 2005, the company reported sales of more than $14 billion and spent over $1.8 billion on research and development.

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