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Wednesday, 14 May 2008

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Johnny is a qualified electrician - not a sexual plaything. Leave him alone!

Men with oversized boobs (alternatively referred to as 'moobs') are being sexually harassed by male co-workers at their places of work.

Barry 'Boobies' Bojangles, Spokesman for 'Moobers and Shakers' - the representative body for male tits in the workplace, says that the problem is getting worse.

"Everyday we get another call to our help line from some sad, depressed guy just trying to go about his business", said Barry, "ordinary, everyday men who love their jobs and their country and want to make a difference. But just because they have big tits they have to take crap and suffer indignity".

Examples include wolf whistling as builders with large breasts walk by, sexual innuendo in the canteen and incessant groping.

"One guy tried wearing layers of big, heavy woolly sweaters to distract attention", says Barry, "he made himself sick and had to spend five weeks in intensive care. He was a miner."

Barry also has some advice for anyone thinking of mocking their large-breasted brethren:

"Don't just think of them as bits of juicy, succulent tits with a hairy body attached - these people have hopes and dreams just like everyone else on this Earth. Judge us on our personalities and abilities, not just our fleshy moobs."

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