Written by Ben Macnair
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Topics: Trains

Wednesday, 7 May 2008

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Trains - A sign of the times

Leonard Waring from Radcliff has shown that old trains are the way to go with economic improvements to railways.

The made up train fan told us: 'We always hear how the Government wants to make trains more economical to run by constantly updating them. I say, stop, there was nothing wrong with the old trains, sure people like Agatha Christie always showed us how people werebeing murdered on them, but that is a smallprice to pay for keeping the old trains going. We train spotters need to return to the good old days of the 1970's, with the old system. God, I really miss those times, I really do'.

Mr Waring, who lives up to his name is 29, and has not been on a date for 9 years.

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