(Philadelphia PA) Big Pharm giant Blecch Inc. pulled it's 'headache miracle' drug Bizzaro off the market after some unusual side-effects. Some consumers noticed their heads turning into stone monuments.
The drug Bizzaro was designed to eliminate headaches within 5 nanoseconds. Blecch did list the side effects which include the usual suspects such as vomiting, diarrhea, skin rash, etc. The unusual side-effect now reported was not seen in the research phase.
The pill does work with nanotechnology and is considered a breakthrough in pharmacology.
Mr. Fish is a local consumer and developed intense side-effects from the medication. He is on the far right in the photo with some other plaintiffs.
"I only took two capsules for a headache. My head turned to this strange looking stone right away. My wife left me and everyone looks at me like a freak! I want a million dollars in compensation from Blecch Inc. I want to go swimming again without sinking to the bottom like a stone."