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Saturday, 26 April 2008

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Some Consumers Hurt By Wonder Headache Drug

(Philadelphia PA) Big Pharm giant Blecch Inc. pulled it's 'headache miracle' drug Bizzaro off the market after some unusual side-effects. Some consumers noticed their heads turning into stone monuments.

The drug Bizzaro was designed to eliminate headaches within 5 nanoseconds. Blecch did list the side effects which include the usual suspects such as vomiting, diarrhea, skin rash, etc. The unusual side-effect now reported was not seen in the research phase.

The pill does work with nanotechnology and is considered a breakthrough in pharmacology.

Mr. Fish is a local consumer and developed intense side-effects from the medication. He is on the far right in the photo with some other plaintiffs.

"I only took two capsules for a headache. My head turned to this strange looking stone right away. My wife left me and everyone looks at me like a freak! I want a million dollars in compensation from Blecch Inc. I want to go swimming again without sinking to the bottom like a stone."

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