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Friday, 21 March 2008

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Princeton and NY Times Economist, Paul Krugman recognizes the similarities between our current economic crisis and the events that led up to the Great Depression.

Master DJ's Bush and Cheney accompanied by an aging DJ Greenmold Greenspan invited all their homeys to a partee' that was as responsible as the last hip-hop holiday sponsored by Hoover and his Republican swing band swingers.

Sub-prime shit was smoked by all the broes and the hoes and the night seemed young fo'ever! Bush did just what he was told and the real brains spun the discs that made the richy Richs Richer and as usual their rising tide sunk the poory poor lil skiffs like a hard, brown marble in a white porcelain toilet.

New DJ in town, Bernie BK is scamblin' mixes at light speed but the sub-prime sheet looks poisoned and the partee' is just about OVA! All yo foos out der, Listen up! Don't trust dese MFA'S or you and yo mama's goin' get FFF'd! 1929 o 2009!

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