Written by Dr Edward Maxwell

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Topics: Miley Cyrus, Cars

Thursday, 20 March 2008

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He certainly knows his stuff, the handsome devil.

Car manufacturers are making a fortune through planned obsolescence and warranty extensions according to singing star Mikey Cyrus.

Mikey Cyrus is an American singer who is very popular amongst young girls. He is a very handsome chap and very knowledgeable about cars and warranty extensions.

Mikey who drives a Plymouth says he was conned by salesmen into buying a warranty that did not cover basic repair of his vehicle. In the end he paid not just for a warranty but for the repairs not covered in said warranty.

Luckily as Mikey is a wealthy singer it didn't affect him too much however he will unlikely buy a warranty again.

Plymouths, I am informed, are not reliable vehicles and a dear friend of mind made sure an e-wife got his in their divorce settlement, actually.

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