Great Green Gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat, pulverized porpoise puss, and me without a straw.
This campfire scandalizer may have become the anthem of Dick Cheney's Halliburton Corporation as the NY Times reports that stolen oil profits keep the insurgency in Iraq running.
Present Halliburton CEO, Dick Dick Cheney the III, in a rare moment of US corporate honesty, seemed to not be able to help himself: "The whole plan behind the unjust war in Iraq was for US, U.S. to steal the oil profits! Ask Wolfowitz when he's done with his World Bank whore, or that senile ole Rummie who earned that nickname or Bush's husband, Condie, never mind my boss, the first Dick of them all, VP Cheney. Just don't ask worst president ever GW Bush; he didn't know shit about what we were planning and still doesn't as far as I know.
"Our one last hope is the Son of Cain, that old bat thinks were still in Nam and he's ready to stay until we have "victory". Halliburton loves the smell of petroleum in the morning, especially at $150 a barrel!"