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Topics: George W. Bush

Sunday, 16 March 2008

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Adam Smith's not so invisible finger used by Bush to ease the pain at Bears and Stearn

Free Market conservatives like George W Bush (Worst President Ever) have preach long and hard about the magic of capitalism's invisible hand and the importance of letting the market work without the semi-socialist interference of things like unions or government regulations or justice.

Well, in the most recent economic debacle, caused by the free market's failure to regulate mortgage lending, Bush and his lazy fairy cronies have been sending the Invisible Hand to sneak rebate checks in the back pockets of vot-er taxpayers. Not only that, but the Hand has recently been seen around the nether regions of an asshole corporation aptly named Bears Stearn.

Once one ass gets a rubbing (called a bailout in Wall Streetese) don't cha know the rest of the reckless rectums will be lining up for a massage!

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