Royal Courts of Justice - (Rioters): Brunei's top mobster Prince Jefri Archer is the top suspect in the latest twist over Iran's Scareforce One saga.
London's Court of Appeal has heard how Jefri is the pimple behind a notorious Syrian gambler's bankrupt bid to flog a toxic Polonium 210 infested Airbus to President Ahmadinejad.
Sixty year-old 30 stone Shaikh Fouad al-Zayat Lardarse has had his UK assets frozen after falling for Prince Jefri's ruse.
The two plotted togther to dump the radioactove pile of useless scrap metal onto the Iranian regime and Lardarse accepted an initial £60 million down payment as a finder's fee.
But a mysterious tip off phone call from a Brunei harem-registered mobile soon put a spanner in the works before the dirty deal could be completed.
The court was told that London's Ritz Casino swooped down on Lardarse's Northern Crock bank account to settle some of his 'trifling' £35+ million gambling debts.
The balance of the Iranians' deposit was then swiftly swallowed up in a pending divorce settlement, legal fees and overdraft charges.
From his Monte Carlo secret bolt hole today Shaikh Lardarse issued this statement:
"F**!**@!"**ing Prince Jefri has screwed me over. You've not heard the end of this."
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