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Topics: George W. Bush, Oil

Saturday, 1 March 2008

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Lubricated Dick : Damn right!

In a Worst President Ever (WPE) Press conference, WPE, GWB, was caught off guard by a member of the Press' question about the multiple economic predictions about $4 a gallon gasoline. It seems that the son of the man who had never seen a grocery store price scanner while he ran for President was unaware that average people have to pay and, lately, through the nose, for gasoline.

Oil billionaire families like the Bushes have oil derricks in their backyards and pump petrol free of charge. Servants shop for them and they even have surrogates who live real life for them. Laura Bush has often commented favorably about the sex surrogate, Buck Naked, who does husbandly duties around the bedroom.

Presidential spokesperson, Ide Lielika-Ruug explained subsequent to the Bush gas epiphany that of course regular guy W, the man with whom everyone would like to have a beer, knew all about the pay at the pump thing and the $4 prediction was also no surprise.

Bush reminded Amuricans (sic) that keeping oil companies rich was one of his top priorities.

Fellow oilman Lubricated Dick Cheney was heard to mutter from his secret hiding Vice-Presidential palace: "Damn right!"

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