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Topics: Internet, Google

Sunday, 25 April 2004

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Mountain View, CA - Google, the leader in Internet searches, has filed for IPO, to be traded on the NYSE under the ticket symbol GOO.

The company is expected to raise as much $500 billion in what could be the biggest IPO ever.

Due to the massive speculators, the New York Stock Exchange has been placed on orangle alert as investors are expected to get violent as they attempt to aquire as many shares as they can.

"Gimme some of dem Goober stocks," Warren Buffett was heard saying, "I knew dem choco covered peanuts would make money."

Martha Stewart has already been spotted wearing handmade Google IPO goggles.

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