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Saturday, 2 February 2008

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Jamie Lynn Spears and her Teen MILF panties

Jamie Lynn Spears will be heading up a line of fashion for attractive young mothers. Her new fashion label, Teen MILF, will focus on girls under 20 who have their own kids. Stella McCartney, a prominent fashion designer and daughter of Beatle Sir Paul McCartney, will be the head design consultant for Spears.

"Jamie Lynn has a real eye for what looks good, and she knows this particular market well," noted McCartney. "Put the Jamie Lynn Spears name out front, and the kids will really relate to it."

Spears is getting backing from other celebrities. Economist Stephen Levitt, best known for his hit Freakonomics, pointed out that the teen mom market is underserved. "There's a lot of hot little moms out there, and there's still some stigma that deters big corporations from targeting them."

Even more important, Oprah will have an occasional series of teenage mothers modeling the new Jamie Lynn Spears line, including a special lingerie episode during sweeps week. Former President Bill Clinton will reportedly assist on the show. "Hey," said Clinton, "they're moms - you know they put out."

While there have been reports that Miley Cyrus will follow with a "Bored Virgins" line of her own, that hasn't been confirmed yet. Industry analysts suggest that the Jamie Lynn Spears Teen MILF market is much broader than anything for virgins.

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