Cologne - (Bare Ass Cheek Mess): Fokker Mile High German Airlines is to inaugurate the maiden flight of its nudist service later this week flying to the popular naturist Baltic Sea resort of Usedcondom according to reports.
"We noticed a gap in the market after regular customers complained about the air-con breaking down last summer," the airline's PR said.
"Passengers suddenly morphed into born-again nudists in mid-air, throwing off their clothes even before they reached the plane's bathroom for the usual shenanigans.
"We didn't want to upset any of these fare-paying loyal travellers so we immediately adapted to a market-driven opportunity.
"Our maiden voyage next week is fully booked. And although it's a bit chilly this time of year to head for the naturist resort beaches goosebump hugging on the sand-dunes can all be part of the fun. Ja?"
The airline will be chartering specially-adapted 100-seat BAe Jetstream 146's which are all hosed down with high-pressure steam following each flight.
Civil aviation rules prevent aircrew from joining passengers in stripping off in mid air. However Mile High German Nudist Airways has managed to get around this by issuing staff with see-through clear plastic body suits, complete with tiny perforations to prevent steaming-up inside.
"Ja, we know it's a compromise. But so far the passengers appear to be happy."