Written by susan allen-rosario
Print this
Topics: Health, cancer

Friday, 16 April 2004

image for In home Surgery Kits Available For The Uninsured
In Home Surgery Kits are safe, effective and affordable

SHOW ME, MISSOURI - In home surgery kits are now available in local pharmacies for minor surgery, to be performed by patients, for little out of pocket cost. "I have no health insurance and I was able to remove a small skin cancer by myself for less than ten dollars. My doctor wanted four hundred and fifty dollars to remove the cancer in his office", one patient commented. Kits are also available for wort, mole and appendix removal. "Being able to remove my own appendix, saved me a lot of money and down time in the hospital. I went back to work the next day". Kits are being developed for minor heart surgery and limb amputation. Physicians have mixed opinions about the use of these kits by patients. "Patients can now take care of minor issues on their own, freeing me up for more important procedures like brain transplants", one physician reported. Others have stated, "Patients can do this at their own risk. If they make a mistake, nobody gets sued". In Home Surgery Kits Incorporated spokesman says, "These kits are safe, effective and affordable. We see a bright future ahead for our company".

Susan-Allen Rosario
Everett, Washington

Make susan allen-rosario's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 3 plus 5?

1 8 19 23
23 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience on our website, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more