Kabul Afghanistan (MSNBC) - Due to the skyrocketing costs of running a Jihad new Al-Qaeda CTO (Chief Terrorism Officer) Al Abama Schawama has inked a deal with New Dehli based Rajhans Industries to manufacture their IED's (Improvised Explosive Devices). "Let us face it" he commented "they can make IED's for half the price. What a bargain".
Also, in an attempt to raise funds for the increasingly costly Jihad they have employed the services of Indian Telemarketing firm Daksh to handle their fundraising efforts. "They are the best at what they do" Al Abama explained. "Nobody can make cold calls like them to get people to hand over their hard earned money for our phony charity scams. Katrina was a big money maker for us".
When asked what other avenues of income they employ he explained "Infomercials are very big. People spend big money on cheapo miracle products. They love anything with Pilates, 6 Second Abs, and that crazy Hercules Hook. Wow, easy money".
One increasing question was how they are going to get the IED's from India to where they need them. Al Abama Schawama simply replied "What can Brown do for you"?