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Thursday, 13 December 2007

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A new scat web site has exploded across the Internet the last couple of weeks. The site has been getting millions of hit because of it's highly controversial and unusual gourmet food content.

"One man's trash is another man's tasty treat, said Harvey Skatt, content provider for the web site, we consider ourselves connoisseurs of fine cuisine with an eye for the out of the ordinary. Many people need guidance when it comes to the preparation and serving of this dish."

Some are confused as to the best way present this rare taste treat, for example, is it better room temperature or chilled in the refrigerator? Is it an appetizer or the main course. Does it really need a garnish or should you present it in its natural state? Some might consider these questions nauseating given the nature of the subject matter. Others are garnishing with peanuts, Hershey Kisses and mini marshmallows with peanut butter for texture and color.

Rumor has it Harvey has been contacted by Ben and Jerry's to inquire as to whether they
can license the flavor for worldwide distribution.

Sometimes you step in it, others you take a good one but there's no denying this new taste treat is here to stay, but only when ya gotta go.


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11.28.07

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