Written by Bull Winkle Wilson

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Topics: China, America, Factory

Friday, 16 November 2007

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Tired of public outcry about lead paint on toys, poison in other products, China has announced it is fed up with the workers and greedy plant owners inside the borders, and will instead move manufacturing plants to the US, where environmental regulations prevent such occurences.

They want to rebuild the reputation for good products by making them in the US. They plan to hire undocumented workers from various countries to work in the plants, but still plan to follow the rules that other companies in the US follow.

Stocks of Chinese manufacturing companies rose sharply on word of the plans. Eat Xu Dog Food Company was up 51% on word that they will make pet food in the US from now on.

Stock of Great Wall Lead Paint Co. dropped 43% on the news.

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