Los Alamos, N.M. - Inside sources at the Pentagon say that Iran is now even closer to realizing their dream of becoming a world power. Chinese spies stole many secrets during the Clinton administration and now they are selling them. Iran has just purchased the famous Yellow Bundt Cake recipe that was believed to be stolen from the very secretive Betty Crocker Laboratories in Los Alamos New Mexico.
Chadwick Dalquist was the project manager on the secretive project in 1999. "This is no ordinary Yellow Bundt Cake recipe" he claims. "Let's just say cinnamon and splashes of pudding are involved".
Betty Crocker officials claim the secret Bundt cake recipe was never stolen. Duncan Hines Vice-President of Clandestine Research, Marion Berry, asserts "we always knew the recipe existed but this is a dark day for Yellow Cake".
White House Secretary of Tasty Treats, Joe Bob Snickers, shared the administrations concerns at a press conference "…Yellow Bundt Cake is intended for happy occasions like Holidays, baby showers and trailer park weddings. Just the thought of it being used for evil is terrifying…that's what Fruit Cake is for".