MAINLAND CHINA - The Economy of China was in panic today as it saw all it's efforts to become richer than America destroyed. The Spoof has gained detailed and precise information from a reliable mole inside the Chinese Government; that for all these years we thought they were producing top quality, fine, luxury items for incredibly low prices, they were actually just producing dangerous, cheap, badly made toys.
A statement from the American Government claims the toys are actually just "@#!#£$".
"I'm shocked," said one concerned consumer, "For years, we all thought China was a selfless, hard working, ethical and morally correct country, not interested in profit but in making the best products for us Western customers. Now it turns out they want to kill us."
The damage to China's brand name and ultimately economy, is suspected to reach £6 billion. China has now forbidden anybody to have kids.
A statment from the Chinese Stock Exchange read "@@~#!£$!"
In other news, Jaffa Forbes has won the Noble Award of 'Best Business News Headline' for his witty and humourous title of the article 'China Boom Goes BANG!'
"I was considering 'China Cracks Up'" he said, "Which is equally as clever and witty."
Jaffa Forbes was later assassinated by angry members of the American Government, Chinese Government and TheSpoof.com.