SAN FRANCISCO (Calf.) -- Paris Hilton may not be the dilly dilly dolly dolly air-ess we all so photograph so much.
Turns out her 'missionary' zeal and work amongst Hawaiian surf bums may have just been a front. Bummer.
That pencil and pad she asked for in the slammer was not just to draw a picture for a gossip rag. That was just a feint. The real reason was to design a pair of girly jeans she could flog in every American mall on the outside.
So, Paris didn't want to be released until she could have an exclusive fashion parade outside of prison. The prototype jeans were knocked-up by Wanita Hall who is serving a sentence for cutting counterfeit designer jeans.
Wanita did a good job, Paris looked great and got a multi-million dollar free plug for her design. I kid you not.
Paris is in consultation with large retail chains here now.
Now who's a dim-ass. Well, I guess you are. Those jeans are destined for your dim ass.