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Topics: clothing, jeans

Friday, 6 July 2007

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Hollister Model Displaying New Jeans At L.A. Fashion Show

(MUSICMAN PRESS) Clothing giant Hollister has agreed to release a new line of denim ware. The new line, already endorsed by recording icons Lil' Kim, and Lil' Bootsie, is not made of cloth, as one may be prone to think, but rather a much different material-tin.

"We be lookin' fly in these sh(bleep). I now be down with that Hollister sh(bleep). I mean this ain't fo' no fu(bleep)ing farmaz, bit(bleep). This stuff is only for dem hood peps, outta Bell-Air, of the Upper East Side of Manhattan, like I be." said Lil' Bootsie, who at this point went on a drug-crazed rampage; screaming I am the goodest, lose them other punks.

Lil' Kim, who is currently in prison, did not have the time talk to us on the matter, however Hollister CEO Mike Holters did say that Lil' Kim was excited about the line and would support it 100%.


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