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Friday, 1 June 2007

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The new Son-Brero condom from Fornicada

Oahaca, Mexico---- Mexican condom manufacturer Fornicada today unveiled its latest latex creation, the "Son-Brero".

"It's designed to appeal to Mexican traditions," said spokesman Manuel Labor, "while still performing at the high standards people expect from us".

The company hopes the Son-Brero will outsell last year's "Ping-Yata", the bright yellow, candy-flavored contraceptive with decorative ribbons on it that failed to capture market share.

"This product was a long time in coming" explained Mr. Labor. "Sales were flaccid last year," he contined, "and competition stiff. We hope this is a stroke of marketing genius, and will be hard to refuse for the consumer".

Mexico's approximately 637 non-catholics were reportedly excited about the new product.

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