A Texas woman who sold her 15 year old daughter for $3000 has decided to open a franchise. Instead of using just one fast food outlet for the business, however, she is adopting five.
"In these days of multi-branding, you see lot's of KFCs with Taco Bells inside or Long John Silvers with A&W Rootbeer of Subway with a TCBY. I decided to combine the names and go with five of them."
The new chain store will take its name from Pizza Hut, Wendys, Fuddrucker's, Long John Silver's, and White Castle and will be called "White Wendys John Fu___cker's Hut."
"We're going to staff it with high school girls and some of them young, doe eyed boys. We think it will keep our customers happy. We're also going to pay our employees a little bit more than minimum wage, to get a better class of kid."
When asked what the menu would feature, the new business owner responded with "Duh!"