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Saturday, 31 March 2007

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It has been brought to the attention of Superman Headquarters that there are more superheroes than there are available positions for supermen and superwomen who are well qualified. And because Superman Headquarters is now a subsidiary of Justice League enterprise.

We have interviewed a "Wonder Woman" who states that it is shameful that the system of capitalism in the milky way is allowing itself become a communist galaxy!

She has obtained written consent form a highly qualified candidate who was just laid off due to massive downsizing after the conglomeration of Superman Headquarters to Justice League enterprise.

He has granted legal consent to share his "not so" impressive resume, which causes him to suffer a major case of "unemployment" situational depression and anger issues!



CAPTAIN PLANET
715 MARS BARS BOULEVARD
ANYTOWN, INDONESIA, 4444556(what the hell?)

OBJECTIVE:

    Seeking a position as a superhero/human rights activist

SKILLS:

    Super Strength
    Excellent interpersonal relations skills
    Ability to work under stressful conditions
    Superior customer service skills
    Excellent Training abilities

WORK EXPERIENCE:

    Mercury Zoo
    Position-Zookeeper
    Duties: Trained humanized zoo animals to adapt to their natural habitat

    Gaya's Sitter Service
    Position- Executive Director of Day Care Affairs
    Duties: Finacial responsibilities and seeing to the trainin gothe daycare workers to "take crap" form the kids and adults.

    Sandilico's Cafe
    Position- Custoidal Engineer
    Duties- Taking out trash, other cleaning duties, and taking "crap" home to work on daily


References available upon request!!


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