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Topics: Food, Super Bowl

Tuesday, 27 March 2007

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Blue doctor with his probes

Firms across Arizona are scrambling for contracts from construction, maintenance to food service to take advantage of the promise of a SuperBowl economic boom. If history is any guide the most lucrative industrial opportunity may be the BUTS - The Bums Underground Transport System. Last time the Super Bowl was in Phoenix, the city authorities were caight giving away to homeless people free one way tickets to the Valley of the Sun's neighbor, 100 miles to the south Tucson.

Republican-dominated Phoenix must have felt that predominantly liberal Tucson would be more than happy to hide their homeless for the week.

Phoenix Mayor Kenneth "Midnight Express"Hathaway the Third claims that he learned this strategy from nyc Mayor Rudy"Lockup Da'Hoes"Guliani. during the Republican Presidential convention in nyc Guliani was famous for a last minute Hoe-down and hoe-round up to clean the streets for the Neo-Con "Hoe-lier than Dow" Crew."Midnight Express said: "What's good enough for the Big Apple is even better for the baked Apple. Since it's too hot in Phoenix for sex all we have to dispose of are hoboes!"

Former Arizona governor and self-confessed Extra Terrestial witness J. Fife Symingtom iii has submitted the first contract proposal suggesting that Phoenix's Bums can be placed on an alien aircraft like the flying saucer where he was held captive until the blue doctors could examine him: "It did me a world of good after i lost my job for criminal behavior and so who knows how much the little blue doctors might help our hoboes!"

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