It is being reported that Australian born media scoundrel, Rupert Murdoch, has bought all rights to sex.
Murdoch's News Corporation completed the AUD7.3bn (USD5.6bn) deal last Wednesday. News Corp. hopes their acquisition will garner over $10bn revenue in its first six-months.
From now on, any reference made to sex (directly or indirectly) will require permission from News Corp. and the payment of a small royalty fee.
But the buck doesn't stop there - oh no!
News Corp. is demanding that police forces worldwide enforce their new ownership of sex, by fining any persons found copulating without a license from News Corp, or its derivatives.
It might not just be screams of pleasure you're hearing from next-door - it might be old Rup, sticking his nose in where it's seriously not wanted!