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Topics: business

Thursday, 8 March 2007

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It'saBlokeswurld CEO's newly independent wife and her new business partner

BritBiz, an online business journal, has published a report showing how British businesses have discovered that women executives quit when they realize that their companies don't give a fig about childcare and that smart ladies can make their own businesses, money and care for their children to boot.

itzablokeswurld.com laughed all the way to the bank in its latest issue as it declared that that is exactly the plan of British businesses: "We found out how to drive the gulls out! Lower the glass ceiling and raise the floor at work and the ladies bailout before they get crushed between, kids and all!"

Father of fourteen and Editor in Chief of Blokeswurld celebrated British Businesses' insight into the gender wars: "These gulls have been kickin' our arses since kindergarten and finally we've found a way to drive 'em out! My own Molly was threatening my job at BW. I cut the childcare stipend for my own fourteen dependents and my mistress' three infant triplets and the lady jumped to her own entrepenurious enterprise. Now she brings in double what I was paying her and can still take care of the brood from home! It's good to be the CEO!"

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