Written by Ed Parnell
Print this
Topics: business

Thursday, 22 February 2007

Retailer Pognoy posted 'disappointing' first quarter results today, blaming the recent decision by their CEO to go on the rampage with a machine gun through a kindergarten.

Although the news will annoy shareholders, Pognoy has denied that a take over claim by Japanese electronics giant Erectlonics is imminent "We can't say that we are not in negotiation to trade our staff, offices, business and sexual favours to the Japanese. But we can't deny it either. Oooo, we're a tease" said a rather to camp for his own good spokesman.

Meanwhile Zebedee Mylecraft Pie Wrap has said the interest shown in it by Pumpety Mingle Zarnu is of no interest to it, while the interest is interesting it's not raised the interest of interested parties or those interested in the reasons behind the interest in the interests' interest to make their interests known.

Make Ed Parnell's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 3 plus 3?

8 6 16 15
88 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience on our website, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more