Britney Spears and her vagina have signed a two year contract with Bic Razor. The company has been watching Britney and all the gyrations she's been going through lately and decided she'd be a perfect company spokeswoman.
"We feel the blend of Bic and Brit are a perfect fit, said Billy Kemp, head of promotion for Bic Co. we make razors and Britney walks on the razors edge."
After some negotiations Britney and Bic Co. came to an agreement. Britney could have the coveted position of Bic Girl provided she meet one stand out stipulation Bic would not compromise on, the curtains have to match the rug.
Britney's PR people announced Bic would be sponsoring Britney's next concert tour, The Curtains Match the Rug Tour, due to launch next year.
Britney's new album appropriately titled, The Curtains Match the Rug, will also be released next holiday season.
from the desk of
Buck E Filbert
Feb 17 2007