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Thursday, 1 February 2007

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God revving up a for a fight

In a surprise move, God, who claims to have created a 3D world on the fifth or sixth day thousands of years ago, is going to sue Microsoft over use of 3D panes. The move is seen by many to be God's last chance against Bill. There is agreement that the best thing about the new Windows Vista system is its 3D panes, and that's got God hot under the collar.

'It's nauseating', said Vik Nasalspray yesterday. 'God should be shot.'

That is the verdict among geeks. Much better screens, some swisherooney LHO, a sliced dingbat saving scheme, and Bill's 3D panes. Slow on slow computers. Faster on fast computers. Very fast on very fast computers. And that's really got God pissed off.

You won't be hacking into JFK's Air Traffic Control system without a hubberhubber machine, a design feature designed to force users to buy more. Smart huh! Can God beat that? Oh no.

Experts at The Spoof feel that Bill will win, as God has more important things to do anyway.

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