Written by Buck E Filbert
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Topics: Pornography

Tuesday, 30 January 2007

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Closed for business, on vacation

In a surprise move today the, Adult Video News reported, the pornography industry is taking a break and will be having no sex.

When asked why the industry would be celibate the response was swift and to the point.

"We've had enough sex for a small average size city, we're tired and sore". said industry spokeswoman, Buffy, "up and down, in and out, over and over again we've had it"..

Adult company owners are in a panic and the city of Chatsworth California has been devastated by the unexpected news. Chatsworth has been making a tidy little sum collecting taxes from the industry over the years and the city is not looking forward to life without pornography.

Porno fills Chatsworth's pot holes, puts in street lights reported one city worker. "A day without porno is a day without sunshine", has become the Chatsworth CIty motto.

Company owners have been importing girls from the Checz Republic and Thailand by the plane load to take up the slack.

Suitcase pimps and meat puppets alike are amazed by the announcement. They always thought there would be partners for sex forever. Usually, the industry thrives on the new blood coming through the doors anxious for money and fame. It seems they've all quit.

Adult business owners have come to the conclusion without sex workers there's no sex business.

The adult video industry reports over 4 billion dollars in annual income employing thousands of people from warehouse workers to receptionists. Some speculate, if it weren't for porno Hollywood would collapse. It seems that's what goes on behind closed doors late at night.

All one adult store owner could say was, It's been a business doing pleasure with ya".

I think that about sums it up.

From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
Jan 31 2007

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