In business news in Swanage (other medium sized places are available) a Mr Richard Potato does not understand why people in the office think he is a bit of a prick.
The underwhelming figure of Mr Potato 52, said 'I know that the rest of the office go to the pub on a Friday, but they never invite me, and I just don't know why that is'
'I'll tell you why it is' said Natasha Driscoll, 23, 'He is a bit of a prick, he never gives us credit, never listens to our ideas, steals our ideas, and passes them off as his own, expects to know what every phone call that comes in is about. The bloke is a prick, who thinks he knows everything. I don't know what the competition was like on the day of his interview, but if he was the best candidate, God help the others'.
Ms Driscoll is looking for another job. Sadly, Mr Potato will die in the position.