Written by Dick Sheerer
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Topics: Japan, Robots

Sunday, 21 June 2015

Japanese manufacturing firm Titsandass Inc. shipped their latest model of humanoid robots to malls in Tokyo and Hiroshima where depraved customers waited in long lines to purchase the sensational new product.

Ostensibly billed as a household companionship appliance the standard model X-69 is a cyborg-level sex machine engineered to meet the demands of a burgeoning market comprised of male chauvinists who want a fully automated, low maintenance type of partner without the drama and expense involved in human relationships.

Although they are a godsend for millions of pathetic losers who can't get a date, the X-69s have little chance of reaching US markets due to masses of angry housewives blockading West Coast ports and sinking huge container ships packed full of the precious cargo.

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