Written by jd Balderdash
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Topics: Food, McDonalds, Animals

Friday, 24 November 2006

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Animal rights activists are in an uproar after McDonald's began serving a live frog on a bun. McDonald's countered charges of animal cruelty by pointing out that the frog is first stunned with a McTaser then forced to listen to Barry Manilow music before being placed on the bun. The McRibbet sandwich, normally served with a secret McRibbet sauce can also be ordered 'Al la Nude, that is, just a frog on a bun with a Pepsi.

"We don't sell too many McRibbets JUST YET" one McDonald's manager said going on to point out that McRibbet sandwiches are an "acuired" taste not unlike Poodle brains or roach guts. One customer who tried the new McRibbet gave it half a thumb up noting,

"If you've ever been served a Crabby Patty by Spongebob at a Krusty Krab you're already familiar with the taste of the new McRibbit sandwich. Plus that clown Ronald makes it all funny so the live dazed frog goes down easy without you having to barf it all up .. most times."

One Des Moines McDonald's did report an incident where a McRibbet sandwich frog, apparently awakened from his slumber leaped out of his bun, hopped across a couple of tables then crashed into the front window, again stunned not from Barry Manilow but from simply crashing into a plate glass window at McDonald's. McDonald's says they're working on the "frog awakening then hopping out of his bun" problem.

Burger King, flame broiled life-long rival of McDonald's kept out cranking out the Whoppers with no apparent future plans of offering a frog, snake, wriggly worm or yucky creature of any on it's menu .. unless you count their experimental prototyped Squirrel Whopper still on the flame broiled drawing board.

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