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Sunday, 28 September 2014

image for Supermarket to recall every bit of food ever sold
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If it wasn't bad enough for the supermarket giants Tesdabury's, it emerged last night that board members were in talks to recall every bit of food ever sold after an unhealthy overweight monkey was found dead in a bag of banana's bought by an elderly shopper from their Luton branch

A Tesdabury's spokesperson said "The dead monkey couldn't of come at a worse time. We are still recovering from the late night devil worshipping in-store bakery cult that was exposed a few years ago."

The elderly shopper is in hospital with suspected food poisoning after eating most of the dead monkeys left hand.

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