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Friday, 29 August 2014

With the addition of a few buckets of a chemical such as copper sulphate or potassium iodide a whole Welsh reservoir could be directed to a specific geographic location by automated pumps and valves to cure an outbreak of acne in Hammersmith or flatulence in Chelsea according to Welsh Water.

Buckingham Palace could be supplied with priority cures, as the Queen is among those who don't think that Homeopathy is a big con. For years the Royal Family have used Homeopathic medicines to kill flies with and disinfect chicken houses.

Taps will flash with healing colours such as purple or turquoise when the homeopathic medicine is flowing. Share prices in Welsh Water have risen dramatically since work started on the automatic dosing and routing infrastructure. Many people are still of the opinion that homeopathic medicines are a "snake oil" cure, dependent upon a great belief that the cure will work, but there have been many claims of success too.

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