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Thursday, 28 August 2014

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Ice and lemon

Investors are clamouring to buy shares in Welsh Mixers P.L.C as news broke yesterday that gigantic Welsh reservoirs containing ice and lemon are to be commissioned in Snowdonia.

An open "aquaduct" system will be built to supply London's Hoorah Henrys and the Royal Ascot enclosures with ice and lemon on tap. The breakthrough became possible due to the development of a new additive which keeps the lemon slices fresh snd mobile.

A meter system will be installed in posh "Mews" style houses and Royal Ascot, but as usual the Royal Family will drink mostly at the taxpayers expense. Gin will be provided by Scotland if Whiskey production folds after Independence.

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