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Friday, 23 May 2014

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When you gonna ring it?

It is reported the Apple Inc has just bought a door bell company in Southern Texas for what they are insisting is a bargain price of 43 trillion US Dollars.

Inside information has revealed that CEO of Apple, Tim Cook has big plans for the small door bell company of two employees who shall remain as employees with Apple as 'door bell advisors'

Our sources tell us that Apple intend on implanting their iconic 'finger print reader' into the door bell and upon pushing it, all information about the 'door bell pusher' will pop up on your iPhone/iPad/iPod letting you make an instant decision as to whether you want to answer the door or not.

Mr and Mrs Frankie Jones started their door bell business as a hobby in their late 50s when their children had left home.
"It was a hobby for us when our kids had left, it gave us something to do" said Mrs Jones as she made some coffee.

Mr Jones went on to say how last year was their biggest sales year when they sold 59 doorbells with only one returned for faulty workmanship. "Apple likes quality and with only one faulty return, I am convinced this is why Apple decided to buy our company" Mr Jones replied when asked why Apple choose 'Doorbells'R'us'

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