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Wednesday, 11 June 2014

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Kitchen towel manufacturer Plenty have fired Juan Sheet, and replaced him with US porn-star Tori Black.

Plenty have seemingly made a bold advertising change in the hope that they can force their way into two lucrative markets that Kleenex have had a stranglehold on for years; single men and women who enjoy wearing 'natural' foundation on a regular basis.

Tori Black's role in the newest advert for Plenty is no different to her previous occupation. According to the latest draft of the new advert, the male "actors" leave Tori looking like she fell asleep in the sun with a milkybar on her face. Tori then grabs one sheet of Plenty, wipes it across her face, looks straight down the camera and says, "One sheet and it's all gone".

The company are yet to comment on how much Tori Black's specialist services have cost, but an insider at the company has stated that it does not come to one-tenth of the amount Plenty have paid out on sexual harassment and assault lawsuits involving Juan Sheet over the past 27 months.

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