The parent company of Ky-Jelly has told reporters Saturday that they have a new product they call Ky-Jelly II that will not only be slicker but also help provide firmness.
"We're not saying that it will replace the pills but it could in some people and it won't have any side effects like the flushed face, the seeing blue, rapid heartbeat of some of the people who have trouble with the pills", stated a spokesman. "It does have a slide effect. he he.
Spokesman Miller stated that they have not come to terms with any of the pill companies such as Bayer but that they may later on.
He also told of how successful the product has been in test results.
There is even a kids slide maker who would love to make a deal as it really is slick.
"As long as you just don't slide off the bed, you should be OK. I'm just kidding of course. Product should be out at all drugstores by the end of the year. We're an old Firm, helping older guys!"