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Monday, 14 April 2014

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Normal Viagra pills are blue, black market Viagra pills are pink.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - FBI agents have just uncovered a new scam that they say could affect as many as 3 million elderly American males.

An FBI agent who did not want his name mentioned stated that agents were able to infiltrate what they are calling one of the biggest black market Viagra pill distributing agencies in history.

The Viagra pills were brought into the United States from a Viagra pill factory located in Tijuana, Mexico.

They are manufactured in Mexico at a cost of 2 cents per pill and are sold in the United States at $3 a pill way below the average price of $9 per pill.

The FBI stated that the Viagra pills from Mexico are easily spotted since instead of being blue, the black market Viagra pills are pink.

A chemist with the FBI wanted to stress to anyone who may decide to buy these black market pills that if you take one you could end up with an erection that could last as long as 48 hours instead of the normal 3 hours.

SIDENOTE: One of the individuals who took one of the black market Viagra pills was a gynecologist from Manhattan. He said that he had a hell of a time performing tubal ligations.

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