DALLAS - Former President George W. Bush has just stated that he is as happy as a tickless country coonhound.
The ex-president who along with Dickie Cheney and Donnie Rumsfeld cooked up the cockamamie story about the so-called Weapons of Mass Destruction has announced that he and Mrs. Bush are now the proud owners of The Wieners of Mass Destruction Hot Dog Diner in Downtown Dallas.
Bush told American Spotlight Magazine's Lexington Waterbuck that he was able to take the money he had saved up plus the money he receives from his presidential pension fund and open up the diner, which has been a lifelong dream of his.
George W. told Waterbuck that at first he figured he would open up a barbecue bar and grill but after finding out that Dallas already has about 900 of those he decided to switch over to wieners (hot dogs).
He said that he got a secret relish recipe from a Coney Island hot dog maker who used to work in the White House kitchen during his second presidential term.
SIDENOTE: Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, and Vice-President Joe Biden have all sampled Bush's Wieners of Mass Destruction Hot Dogs and all three agree that the little sumbitches are some pretty darn good eatin' as they say in Fort Worth.